Amos passed me a link and asked me to summarise as he was bz in cabal -_-

even the magnums are too small for me, is there anywhere you can order bigger ones on line? ......

I immediately burst into a hysterical fit just from this sentence! No prizes for guessing wad we're talking about ya?

The rest of the post...

they fit great on the shaft but it is way too tight around my ball sack and it squeezes my balls which is very uncomfortable.

LOL LA!!! Who the fuck squeezes their dicks AND balls into ONE condom???

I'm like imagining a naked male standing there with his dick and balls encased into a condom... almost like a banana and 2 plums tied up tightly in a bag! LOLOL!

How the hell do u fuck like that??? I dun expect him to be able to get very far in at all! Obstacle alert!

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From the same link was this really interesting... erm... item. Wad does it look like to U? o.O




This is actually an anti-rape 'condom'. This is to be worn by the female and in the event of a rape, the dick will get caught in the condom and required professional help in removing it!

Let me bring your attention to the upturned hooks inside the condom. Those grapple onto the dick as it attempts to exit the vagina. HOHOHO! (Feel the men cringe just from reading this!)

YUP! It'll hurt like mad! (*evil snicker*)

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